Juan Cougar’s girlfriend settles for being loved as much as his bike and less than a football team. Square One TV video.
Duration : 0:2:46
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Juan Cougar’s girlfriend settles for being loved as much as his bike and less than a football team. Square One TV video.
Duration : 0:2:46
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This song is so …
This song is so Meatloaf-y : )
Mathematically …
Mathematically speaking, she should dump him!
He loves his jacket, the New York Giants, and his Springsteen tapes more than her.
totally… btwn …
totally… btwn this and ghostbusters cartoon, I was done for.
I showed it today!
I showed it today!
The jerk! lol This …
The jerk! lol This show helped me on my long journey to becoming a nerd!
so hilarious. and …
so hilarious. and he likes his science tutor more than her too!
You’ll find it on …
You’ll find it on YouTube under the title “Modern Girl”….yeah, it’s pretty close, not quite an exact parody, but definitely that’s one song they’re after.
Where is THIS on public television today??
he loves his …
he loves his leather jacket more than anything. hilarious
Except for the fact …
Except for the fact that he pulls out his Springsteen tape, loves the Giants and is playing the same guitar that’s on the cover of “Born to Run.”
It’s definitely pulling from Mr. Loaf, The Boss and Mellencamp.
No dude, this is a …
No dude, this is a straight parody of Meatloaf’s “Give Me the Future”
OH, this maybe is …
OH, this maybe is why I liked the New York Giants growing up!
I have been humming …
I have been humming this for 20 years, has it been that long.
THANK YOU FOR …
THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS!!!! I’ve been searching for vids from Square One for years. This one and Weird Al’s “Patterns” in particular, and they’re both FINALLY on here. I loved this show as a kid, and it’s been at least 15 years since I’ve seen this one. Watching it now, it’s like Meatloaf meets Springsteen and I love it even more haha. You’ll never see another show like this.
Have to?!?! I used …
Have to?!?! I used to rush home from school to see this.
I wish my teachers were cool enough to show Square One.
Atleast he’s honesy …
Atleast he’s honesy. Hey bitch, not all my love is for you, so stick it. lol
I remember this song as a kid. GREAT SHOW
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0.18 plus 0.08 is …
0.18 plus 0.08 is 0.26, not 0.20
She’s a smart one …
She’s a smart one to grab that jacket… as long as she keeps it on she’s got 20% instead of the usual rate.
Odd. Can’t ignore …
Odd. Can’t ignore the Juan Cougar – John Cougar thing, but it’s reminiscent of some of the songs Meat Loaf performed, particularly the Jim Steinman ones.
The description …
The description says John Cougar……but this is obviously a Springsteen sendup, right?
omg !
we have to …
omg !
we have to watch an episode of this every
friday for school.
and his girlfriend …
and his girlfriend as much as his bike
yes this show was …
yes this show was the bomb. I still remember that “times every number you can find, it all comes back to nine”
I love that he …
I love that he loves his science tutor more than his parents.
Typical teenager… …
Typical teenager… only 4% of his love for his parents. Tsk tsk tsk…
I vould SLAP my …
I vould SLAP my boyfriends so hard if he ever sang ANYTHING like that to me!!